Even if you beat me, you lose. Those are the rules. My tattered corpse will continue to smash, tear, and rip your body apart long after my mind has slipped into the darkness. The rules also say that there is no coming back from a wound like mine, however, I have learned two things in this business. First, sometimes you need to break the rules to get what you want. Second, I am the Heavyweight Champion, and I make the rules!
(So move on out here and die like a fool.
Try to figure out what my move is gonna be…)